3/12/16 @ 5:31am
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Instead of everybody answering the same question ("What would you say if you woke up after a long drunken night with the person who posted above you?" in the original post) a poster answers a question and poses a next one starting with
"What would you do/say if ...?". Involving the poster above you is not mandatory
.What would do if you had chicken laying eggs of different colors? Quote
3/13/16 @ 12:19am
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What would you do if you were 21 again? Quote
3/13/16 @ 1:55pm
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You find a Leprechaun that tells you that everyone MUST have Lucky Charms with Green Beer to save the World .
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3/13/16 @ 3:03pm
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. OKAY, and then there's still some time to save the world 
. But who would believe me anyway?What would you do if you were asked to fill in for a radio moderator? Quote
3/13/16 @ 4:03pm
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You must take 1 year Vacation and can ONLY chose New Zealand or Tasmania .....
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3/14/16 @ 1:55am
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.You find some old coins in the backyard. What would you do? Quote
3/14/16 @ 9:35am
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You buy an antique desk at an auction . When you get home , you find a secret drawer that has over 1 million Euros .
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3/14/16 @ 9:46am
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. Planning vacations in 20 Euro-countries worth some 50.000 each . Most likly, I completely forget about my new desk, but I will keep the secret compartment in mind for important documents of committed crimes or if blackmailing someone.[English wikipedia shows Denmark in the Eurozone which is incorrect. It is stated correctly in the text though, just as the UK, we don't have the Euro here.]
What would you do if you'd win a tour that includes bungee-jumping? Quote
3/14/16 @ 1:28pm
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The Easter Bunny got 2 million orders more than last year and cannot deliver but 1 million . Someone else needs to help or 1 million people disappointed .
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3/14/16 @ 4:20pm
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.What would you do if you found a newborn on your doorstep? Quote
3/14/16 @ 4:25pm
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[ Here in US parent or anyone can drop a baby off at hospital or fire department or police without needing a reason .
100 hungry cats and dogs arrive at your door step . Lots of meows and barking .
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3/14/16 @ 4:36pm
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, guess I can't keep them all ... I make sure they have water and something to play with (and probably destroy, but I am used to that :D). Need to call the animal shelter. But before they arrive I will choose one or two to keep, cause I am lonely and I love furry animals :D.You have a jigsaw puzzle with 3000 pieces and it is almost finished, when a racoon comes in and steals the final piece. What do you do? Quote
3/14/16 @ 6:27pm
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The Easter Bunny shows up in a Donald Duck costume in front of a small crowd and starts handing out Easter treats .... should someone tell them Donald Duck is NOT Easter Bunny or or or . . . .
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3/15/16 @ 4:40am
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, to butcher traditions like that. I need to count to 10, get myself an Easter bunny costume, distribute chocolate and eggs with a big smile and tell everybody about REAL Easter traditions.[What gets me really mad are people opening their Advent calendar all on a single day. I hear that these calendars counting towards Christmas are a fairly unknown tradition in the US anyway.]
You are on a camping tour with your family. After setting up your camp you go hiking in the area. When you come back somebody stole all your provisions (I believe the US is infested with racoons of bad manners :D).
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3/15/16 @ 2:14pm
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Hide new provisions away from those pesky raccoons .
You are ab-duct-ed and have to work in a club that ONLY plays Rap music from Blondie . After 10 years you have a chance to escape , but you have to fight Blondie to escape or work forever in the Rap Club .
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3/15/16 @ 4:25pm
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You are stranded at a diner, your car being fixed across the street. Elvis walks in, orders a coffee and starts to read a local newspaper. What do you do? Quote
3/15/16 @ 4:28pm
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You are in an Elvis costume with dark hair and facial hair and in a time warp circa 1970s ........
Someone is pushing you to go on stage to sing Elvis songs .....
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3/16/16 @ 4:58am
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. I don't think I would get his signature moves quite right, but I know enough songs to keep the crowd cheering. And I also know Elvis' trick when forgetting lines ... "Are you lonesome mmhmm ahahaa" or simply start laughing.You are offered a professional photo shoot for an outdoor clothing line. What would you do? Quote
3/16/16 @ 2:42pm
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Professional clothing = Overalls and a hat . I would wonder why they want to photo shoot an old man . I believe there are plenty of farming clothes and hats , but ok to look and see what is new .
ourjeffie opens a zoo in Australia with many of the animals you love . He puts out an advertisement for a zoo keeper . The pay seems strange . You have to pay ourjeffie $50 Australian for each hour you work there .
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